HIF eating a $6 burger, large fries, & Oreo cookie fudge sundae ATM.
I’ll have you know I have all of that and still eat pizza, cake, sweet AND A LOT OF SODA
PROBLEMS THAT RUNNERS DO NOT HAVE.
So this one time I was at XC practice and I had a really slow song stuck in my head so I tried to think of a faster one to get it out. I got a faster song in my head, but the slower one stayed too and they made a really bad mash up. The slower song was “Live Like You Were Dying" by Tim McGraw, which is about a man talking about what he did differently when he learned that he had a limited time to live. The faster song was "Honky Tonk Badonkadonk" by Trace Adkins, which is about butts. The mash up ended up something like this: "I spent most of the next day looking at the x-rays talking ‘bout the options and talking ‘bout- THAT HONKY TONK BADONKADONK" and I honestly didn’t know whether to laugh or cry.
and I got to that part in Fear (Gone series) with Penny and the red vines and of course I was like “nope” and didn’t finish my cereal and went to go watch tv and not think about red vines and I got all light headed at cross country practice because I ate maybe two spoonfuls of cereal and nothing else
I DIDN’T READ AT BREAKFAST TODAY
GUYS I LEARNED FROM MY MISTAKES
ARE YOU GUYS PROUD OF ME?
So we had a hard day at cross country, and we were all saying “good run” and all that jazz when we passed each other on the cool down. I usually say something generic like “nice workout.” but today I shouted “YOU GOT BALLS!” I didn’t even plan to say that. It just happened.
im so tired i could eat a horse
i identify as a horse and this offends me
i identify as offends and this horses me
I offend horses, identify me.
Insults a horse and looks dramatically into the distance, whispering “This is who I am. Society can’t change that.