leelubell:

This is 10% yuck

20% hills

15% and rising desire to kill

5% pressure

50% pain

and 100% why am I so out of shape

Reblogged from Leelu is nanobots.
sallychanscraps:

thedailymeme:

HIF eating a $6 burger, large fries, & Oreo cookie fudge sundae ATM.

I’ll have you know I have all of that and still eat pizza, cake, sweet AND A LOT OF SODA

PROBLEMS THAT RUNNERS DO NOT HAVE.

sallychanscraps:

thedailymeme:

HIF eating a $6 burger, large fries, & Oreo cookie fudge sundae ATM.

I’ll have you know I have all of that and still eat pizza, cake, sweet AND A LOT OF SODA

PROBLEMS THAT RUNNERS DO NOT HAVE.

So this one time I was at XC practice and I had a really slow song stuck in my head so I tried to think of a faster one to get it out. I got a faster song in my head, but the slower one stayed too and they made a really bad mash up. The slower song was “Live Like You Were Dying" by Tim McGraw, which is about a man talking about what he did differently when he learned that he had a limited time to live. The faster song was "Honky Tonk Badonkadonk" by Trace Adkins, which is about butts. The mash up ended up something like this: "I spent most of the next day looking at the x-rays talking ‘bout the options and talking ‘bout- THAT HONKY TONK BADONKADONK" and I honestly didn’t know whether to laugh or cry.

I was reading while I ate breakfast yesterday

and I got to that part in Fear (Gone series) with Penny and the red vines and of course I was like “nope” and didn’t finish my cereal and went to go watch tv and not think about red vines and I got all light headed at cross country practice because I ate maybe two spoonfuls of cereal and nothing else

I DIDN’T READ AT BREAKFAST TODAY

GUYS I LEARNED FROM MY MISTAKES

ARE YOU GUYS PROUD OF ME?

So we had a hard day at cross country, and we were all saying “good run” and all that jazz when we passed each other on the cool down. I usually say something generic like “nice workout.” but today I shouted “YOU GOT BALLS!” I didn’t even plan to say that. It just happened.

fr3aksh0ww:

mpregbert:

magikarpschoiceass:

mpregbert:

im so tired i could eat a horse

i identify as a horse and this offends me

i identify as offends and this horses me

I offend horses, identify me.

Insults a horse and looks dramatically into the distance, whispering “This is who I am. Society can’t change that.

Reblogged from cafe soy bean
Alpacas are like the Cadillacs of the llama world.
— Coach T.

I'm really excited about this shirt...

  • Me: When I walk up to the start
  • Me: This is what I see
  • Me: None of the other sports got balls like me
  • Me: I got blisters on my toes and I aint afraid to show it, show it
  • Me: I'm XC and I know it
  • Coach: ...
  • Coach: I bet you stayed up all night working on that.